The word “obsession” has become horrifically overused. Don’t you agree?
“Like OMGZ GUYZ, I’m like SO OBSESSED with filtered water I just can’t stand it anymore!”
It’s water. You’re supposed to be drinking it anyway. So really, it’s more of an obligation than obsession. The only difference being that it’s filtered, which really isn’t all that unusual in this day and age (like how I sounded 80 right there?). So uh… take a breath. It’s not that exciting. Neither are highlighters, saltines, or any song by Taylor Swift.
The first two things listed there are true examples of things people have said they’re like totally obsessed with that I find highly unlikely and a little sad if it is actually true. The last one just being a jab at Taylor Swift.
I really don’t like her music. And don’t think you should either.
Anyway, clearly my standards are high when it comes to what I would deem what qualifies as an actual obsession to be truly thrilled and excitable about.
That being said, here are three new ones I have. You be the judge if I’m being a hypocrite or not.
I probably am. But hey… it’s my blog and I do what I want.
1. Cookie butter.Did you know that diets high in fiber are found to be associated with a healthy heart? Thanks Special K! And notice how I keep all my important things in this particular pantry- cookie butter, cereal, and vodka (on the shelf below).
Yeah. It sounds weird. Maybe even a little gross. But as I was passing by the shelf of new items, it called out to me.
No really, there was a big sign.
So I picked it up, not really understanding what it was, but mostly because it said “cookie” on the front. I’m a sucker for such things.
It’s been opened no less than 10 times in the past 2 days. Mostly to dip pretzels. Once or twice to dip a finger. Obviously this is something I’m only allowed to buy maybe twice a year. And also do not let me know if you have it in the house when I come to visit. Thanks in advance.
My arms are so weak, guys. Like obnoxiously so. But I’m totally dedicated to working my way up the ladder and back down at least every 2-3 days. Usually while watching tv. It’s also making me crazy sore in the core area because it turns out girly push ups really don’t do anything. Who knew I’d be living such a lie for so long?
Wish me luck on keeping this up. Maybe I’ll let you get in on some tix to the GUN SHOW. Holla’.
3. Remember my thing for Vince Vaughn? How we sometimes have breakfast dates and such?
Well. Vince is married. And has a kid. I hate to admit it, but maybe it’s time to throw in the towel on that dream.
I look forward to where this relationship will take us and cannot wait to enjoy regular cups o’ coffee with you.
Now if any one of you still want to get me a Christmas gift, he would be a GREAT one to pick up for me…
So yeah. My three new obsessions. Like OMG GUYZ AREN’T THEY AWESOMEEEEEEEE?
Congrats goes to Krissie!
Hey girl- just email me your info and I’ll get the fun stuff on it’s way!
And there you have it. Excuse me as I go to celebrate Ugly Sweater Day at work. Tis the season…